sam is the source of all failure in my life
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
i can’t believe “stupidest” is a word now
people are becoming lazy
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Awkward - Tyler, The Creator
Man this feels like a dream because our lips locked.
You officially put my feelings inside a ziplock bag.
Wilhelm Gallhof - Die Koralle Halskette (circa 1917)
i’d love this so much if in the frame it was a silhouette
EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;
He’s going to hate me, but he knows my love for him. My little jako pouting or duck facing or all of the above